For this one, something a little different. Instead of a long prose or poem in the actual challenge text, just two things. Genre and character name. In the comments, everyone else can throw questions your way which you answer as replies to those comments in character. If your character doesn't know something, you don't. If he believes something different to what you do, you take the character's point of view fully.
The True Life Chronicles of Awkward Divine
Name: Octavia Sierra Divine. The prats at Sylvan High call me "awkward."
Genre: Preteen Lit