Mom woke up with testicles!

I woke up with testicles mom said with fright!

You must be mistaken, turn on the light!

I went to pee and they are dangling there, what do I do; I'm really scared?

Check again and turn on the light!

I don't need to she says; I know what testicles feel like!

Please come to my house and take a look!

Not happening mom! Give your husband back his manhood you obviously took....

This isn't a joke, I'm really scared! Besides, these can't be my husbands; his don't compare!

Mom, go to the doctor but wear his boxer briefs, you need proper support out in the heat....

Why does it matter if they hang and get some sweat?

Mom, the sweat and heat will make them stick to your leg....

Dreading the after doctor call, sure enough it was her, and it wasn't balls after all!

Her bladder had dropped out of thin air, mistaken for testicles, thankfully her husband is still the proud owner of the bigger pair!