Challenge
A long-winded title
Only rule: the title itself must be longer than the actual writing. [If Prose still forces the 15-word minimum, you can bold the title and make it part of the body of the text, or place a bracketed nonsense filibuster at the bottom.]
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a very long winded title
The first and last time She ever sad goodbye, and the first and last time He ever said hello; in other words, it sucks when you love them and they don't love you back, and so you never try again