8 easy steps to surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

The Zombie apocalypse, something that’s been joked about numerus times in timeless

movies, games and television shows. While slow, that still doesn’t stop the mindless beasts from ripping you apart and eating your insides. So, time to learn a little street smarts when dealing with Zombies while you’re stuck in school.

Step 1: Know your school. Whether you’re a freshman, senior or teacher you’ve been in

this school long enough to know your way around. Don’t take a wrong turn and get stuck at the bottom of the stair well because that’s one of the quickest ways to die scared, cornered and alone.

Step 2: Team up. Now this may seem like a great idea at first to have friends to help you,

but really their just sacrifices for when you’re in tough situations and need to get out, the more vulnerable they look the better.

Step 3: Always check your surroundings. Especially if you’re in a bathroom or classroom be sure to check every stall and closet before you let out a breath of relief, because that very well could be your last.

Step 4: Be quiet. This may be common sense but you don’t want the zombies to know where you are so don’t draw unnecessary attention to yourself.

Step 5: Find a weapon, don’t try and be a peace maker with the zombie students because you’re just lunch to them.

Step 6: Do. Not. Hesitate. Listen I know Mrs. and Mr. so and so are your favorite teachers and that’s been your best friend since middle school but right now

they are not the people you grew to admire. Aim for the head or run, simple enough right?

Step 7: Always have a contingency plan. These are important in case one of the people you “teamed up” with had the same idea as you.

Lastly step 8: If you get bitten don’t be that person who hides it and infects the rest of the group. Do yourself a favor before you turn and leave. Unless it’s a group of narcissistic jerks who go around pillaging other groups you should just go ahead and end them all. Well, that’s all I can tell you good luck and try not to die.