The Sandwich

I apologize for how lame this write is, but it was fun!

A man walks into a deli in New York City.

He dabs a tear and says, "This time my wife is cheating on me with the TV repair man."

"You want the usual, Stan? Corned beef with double Swiss?"

"Yeah. She always has a cheesy excuse to have an affair, so I'll have a cheesy sandwich."

Violins play..

Back at the apartment he finds his wife and the repair man crying, watching an evangelistic show (apparently the TV was fixed.)

They decided not to sin against the marriage so he shared his sandwich.