Sorry, Not Sorry

Sorry I cost you more than I'm worth,

With every doctor and hospital visit,

Since my unfortunate birth.

Sorry I'm an embarrassment to you,

Leaving me at home with strangers, no

While you go out with things to do.

Sorry you don't understand when I speak,

It's just as frustrating for me,

When your expressions are bleak.

Sorry I'm not the child you desire,

I won't ever be what you want,

My soul was sold to the wrong buyer.

Sorry I didn't excel in your eyes,

Never winning first place,

Or receiving a prize.

Sorry my grades weren't up to par,

Effectively marring your good name,

Like trapping butterflies in a jar.

Sorry I didn't make the football team,

I barely made it all the way through tryouts,

Not football material, the coach did deem.

Sorry I didn't attend the high society dance,

I just didn't feel like putting myself out there,

To be yet again rejected by every first glance.

Sorry for the denial letter from Yale,

I never really wanted to go there anyway,

Despite it being expected of a Jewish male.

Sorry my updates were always inferior,

I'm not like my siblings,

Their worlds far more surperior.

Sorry I never met the girl of my dreams,

Or gave you a grandchild,

You're still disappointed it seems.

Sorry my resume looked nothing like yours,

Mine was of more value though,

As I now sit behind those judicial doors.

Sorry there's no other judge in this small town,

You seemed surprised to see me,

To judge, it's my very favorite noun.

Sorry you decided to turn your back,

Especially when I needed you the most,

But confidence I no longer lack.

Sorry one of your victims turned you two in,

Yes, pray to that God of yours,

Beg forgiveness for you sin.

Sorry the jury believes the plaintiff,

Now it's up to me to decide your fate,

I'll be back in a jiff.

Sorry my decision came back so soon,

Two life sentences,

Beginning on this day in June.

Sorry the bailiffs handled you as they did,

I guess they don't have any patience,

For those who abuse a kid.

Sorry your cellmates are filled with such rage,

I'd sleep with your eyes open,

Or you'll die in that cage.

Sorry you've lost your place as a socialite,

Your facade as a caring human being is over,

Your evilness is responsible for this plight.