JJ Monkeyshines Puns (Part One)

I don't enjoy Halloween parties hosted by mummies. All they play is wrap.

10/27/19

Now that it's getting closer to Halloween, let's creep it real folks.

10/26/19

When you see a wrinkle but are "pressed" for time, an iron can be handy.

10/25/19

On Halloween, I refer to my workouts as exorcising.

10/24/19

When the vampire decided to become a motivational speaker, his message was B positive.

10/23/19

The tip of my pencil broke so writing for now is pointless.

10/22/19

I ordered wonTON soup and got 2,000 pounds of soup.

10/21/19

I have come with news that the alpacalypse is upon us.

10/20/19

If the future, the present and the past ever meet up, it will be tense.

10/19/19

If 2 or more people share one apartment shouldn't it then be called a togetherment?

10/18/19

If someone could please give me the definition of the word "many" so I can solve Ken's next word challenge of the day, it would mean a lot.

10/17/19

A pumpKIN is always family.

10/16/19

Twins should be born on TWOsdays.

10/15/19

Mark was a very smart student. He always came up with the correct answer so no one would ever question Mark.

10/14/19

Coach was short on players for the big game. His quarter rolled away after the coin toss so he couldn't get his quarter back plus his ball carrier kept running back home.

10/13/19

At my funeral there will be free cough drops so there will be no coffin.

10/12/19

I once had a lazy goat so I named him Billy Idle.

10/11/19

Do you ever get sleepy when on your iPad? There’s a nAPP for that.

10/10/19