Game Night with the Boys

"I'm not touching that thing!"cried Satan, after Adolf sat down with Vlad and Joseph, setting a flat rectangular box in the middle of the black oak table.

They all chuckled as Vlad reminded Lucifer, "We all know what happened the last time you joined us for game night."

Adolf chimed in, "Right, you wet yourself right onto Atilla's robe when you landed on Boardwalk! AH HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Piss off, mortals!" Snapped back Beelzebub. "You all know I can't stand that game!"

"But this version is Care Bearolpoly," giggled Stalin.

"It's the same fucking thing!" the Ruler of the Darkness retorted.

Adolf gently lifted the lid and the Devil screamed "Please don't do it or I will eat all your WAGs, you assholes!"

Der Führer reached in the box slowly while the others could hardly hold themselves together.

Suddenly, Adolf smacked an orange card on the Antichrist's forehead right between the horns. "Go to jail. Do not collect $200!"

Vlad fell right off his chair laughing as the Evil One fainted dead away.