My Death Wish

You know, it’s rather sad how often I think about ways to die. When I was younger I felt immortal, death never even crossed my mind. Now I’m in my early 20s and quite honestly feel the grim reaper standing over my shoulder at most times. That feeling combined with the current conditions he world is in makes me dying more like a prize than a defeat. So...many long nights of thinking about this has prompted me to list ways to die, in order of worst to best.

6. Gunshot. When I die I’d rather it not be at the mercy of someone else.

5. Plane crash. I hate heights so much so dying by falling out the sky takes my final moments and turns them into panic instead of celebration.

4. Stabbed by someone on meth outside that one pizza place. I feel this one needs no explanation.

3. Lost in the woods. While the whole starving part might be miserable I’m always happiest when surrounded by nature. So if I go this was obviously I was at least at peace.

2. Drowning. While I would not actively drown myself leaving surrounded by water doesn’t sound so bad to me. There’s a certain peace that comes with being under water.

1. Hit by a bus while crossing the street to get lunch. While it’s odd this is the most desirable, to me it is! It’s quite random, can’t plan for it. I’d just be out doing my thing, maybe walking across the street to get some food and BOOM it’s all over. No stressing or anything.