Stories

1. Greek Heroism:

Odysseus screwed a couple of hot immortal women for several years before he got literally every member of his crew killed. Then he and his kid committed mass murder in his house. His wife was really happy to have him back.

Also, his dog died.

2. The Giver

This kid spends hundreds of hours with a lonely old man in a room nobody else is allowed to look in. They talk about colors, so he runs away from home and steals a baby.

3. Twofer: A Winter's Tale AND Paddington

I don't really understand this story, but out of nowhere there was this fucking bear.