The Orphanage

Poor dear Annie fell down the stairs trying to get a drink of water in December. Dear, dear Benedict went hiking and never came back. Caring Carla accidental drank rat poison. Daring Drizella decided to climb the mountain and was mummified by November. Evangelistic Evan believed too much and took a leap of faith off the roof. Fearful Fredrick's fight or flight instinct wasn't right this time. Gregarious Gabby just couldn't take rejection and did something horrible with a spoon and became a convict in May. Hungry Herb didn't think before rejecting Gabby and was gagged with a spoon. Ichabod took the story to heart in October. Jeering Jerry decided to play a prank on the cook, everyone had some peculiarly good stew on an August night. Keke tried to complete the challenge but didn't have a car so she used a train in June. Laughing Laura watched a comedy and turned a bright shade of blue in April. Melancholy Melanie ran into the wrong person one night and is now a hollowed-out puppet. Nancy decided to solve the wrong mystery. Oblivious Obert walked right off a cliff. Perspicacious Penny accidentally read the palm of a serial killer in February. Quackhood Quince just wouldn't shut her mouth when the gardener asked her to leave, now there is an odd lump by the rose bushes. Reluctant Richard finally got over his fear and committed, only for her to murder him on their second date in March. Slithery Severus bit a teacher and disappeared in May. Tall Talia hit a doorpost too hard. Undermining Ursula decided to undermine the law and was executed. Vivacious Vivia joined the wrong brothel in July. Weasely Wesley tried to fit into the pipes during a May flood. Xavier tried to shave his head and missed by about half afoot. Yackety Yvette was silenced in December with a sharp fork. Zealous Zavian just couldn't get zealous about life after a particularly bad Christmas.