Rules of the sea

Welcome traveller number 33650, since you are here it is safe to assume that you have finished your courses and are academically versed in the way of the sea. However what your school has never taught you and will never train you for is the mentality you will need to face the deadly waters of samael in order to better humankind. So, i am here to explain to you the 5 unspoken rules of the sea. At each floor we stop at i shall provide an example and a brief account of why these rules are "in place."All the way until the last floor where you will meet your crewmates who are also going through the same experience, had they not choosen to opt out. Lets get started shall we? Crewmates left: 85.

Rule 1- THE SHIP SHOULD BE TREATED WITH KINDNESS. Please exit the elevator

If you look to your left you should see a video account of group #187. The ship always chooses you it knows the way of the seas better than you ever will. Once you set out to sail if the members don't make it back your ship most definatly will. Most ships are hard-boiled and hard to piss off but if you somehow manage too just like group 187 the your ship will proced to consume your lifeforce until you are nothing but bones, which the boat wil then proceed to turn into furniture. So the more beautiful the boat the more careful you must be. Please re-enter the elevator. You may now choose to continue or leave. You have chosen to continue, with that we are not liable for any damages done to you by the ship, you have been warned.