A Splendid Sunday Eve At The Castle

Tonight's goals:

Storm the castle,

Shoot anything in purple and linen,

Take no prisoners;

they're too heavy to carry downstairs,

so throw them over the side,

Light the moat,

Burn the drawbridge,

Plant daisies over the road,

Write a short history:

Tonight's events were brought to you by

The Victor.

Please leave thanks (coin and currency only)

in the enclosed

self-addressed,

postage-paid envelope,

and mail to

King Rio von Ramirez I.

Gracias.