A Splendid Sunday Eve At The Castle
Tonight's goals:
Storm the castle,
Shoot anything in purple and linen,
Take no prisoners;
they're too heavy to carry downstairs,
so throw them over the side,
Light the moat,
Burn the drawbridge,
Plant daisies over the road,
Write a short history:
Tonight's events were brought to you by
The Victor.
Please leave thanks (coin and currency only)
in the enclosed
self-addressed,
postage-paid envelope,
and mail to
King Rio von Ramirez I.
Gracias.
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