It’s a bird...
Cupid is stupid for he aimlessly shoots his arrow making me the most unlucky to be pierced thru my heart multiple times too many.
Now I’ve put on a vest with an “S” on my chest then go looking for love in all the wrong places. Superman does not get hurt, I thought to myself. But he does wear his underwear over his tights which is pretty dumb. And I’m smarter than him because I know what the “S” on my chest stand for. Something. Maybe it’s a clue. Since the stupid Cupid was mumbling something something blah blah maybe it’s you. I don’t know. I no longer pay him no mind coz I’m older now and he hasn’t grew or grown or whatever he still stupid coz I thanked him coz I loved sex and he said, that he had nothing to do. Anyway, I started investing in some bitcoin. Because I heard someone say love is my kryptonite. They’re stupid coz they didn’t think I was listening. They don’t even know I cancelled all my plans tonight because just in case I heard them wrong maybe they said “my love will be at my crib tonight” so I want to be there when she shows up. See I’m not stupid, I cover all my angles. But my angle don’t always cover me. Oh I meant angel, you know that stupid one shooting arrows but I won’t delete coz I meant what I say. I don’t even bother to see what kinda angel he is or she is. I say that because I heard that unlike me, they’re sexless. See what I did there? Don’t make a difference to me if they’re cherubs or seraphs just as long as that second one don’t arrest me for stealing someone’s heart. Hmmm...probably why Bob Marley shot one of them before he didnt shoot the jeopardy. Stupid people won’t know what I’m talking about and I won’t explain because, let me break it down to you. Explain. See the word is two parts. First part is the word Ex. meaning before like in the word ex-girlfriend. Therefore I will not explain something from before because I’m advanced and ahead of my time. Oh but to finish schooling you with the word explain, the second part is Plain. Meanin it’s plain and simple that if you didn’t understand the first part, youre stupid just like cupid. I’m just kidding. This “S” on my chest might stand for Silly. I should add an letter “F” right next to it coz I’m funny too. So I’d fly around with SF on my chest and people would look up and say hey look it’s that stupid f%*$. And I’d go to them and say, I heard that. Dont you know super hearing is also one of my powers? But I’ll let you stupid guys slide coz SF can also mean super forgiving but I must fly away now coz my true love should be already on her way to my crib tonight. Crib tonight... crib tonight.... that sounds Super Familiar. Where did I hear that from? Oh how silly of me. SF are the letters on my chest. Duh. That’s was stupid.