The Uber driver.

The guy jumps into my car and says he doesn’t know the address but can direct me. I instantly dislike him. Who doesn’t know the address to their destination ?

I try to be cordial, so I start friendly conversation.

Whilst texting on his phone, he tells me about girls he’s seeing and some new girl he’s secretly hooking up with unbeknownst to her boyfriend.

I’m relieved when we finally arrive because the more he talks the more I want to punch him. But that’s when I realise with a sudden shock, that we’ve pulled up outside my girlfriend’s house.