Gluttony
Gluttony this bagel, that I won't set down. I'm buttering another and wolfing them all down. Microwave burritos, and then perhaps a meal. A bowl of flavored oatmeal, and biscotti's how I feel. I'm sucking down the coffee adding sugar as I please, trying not to drop this bag of cookies when I sneeze. You think I might be kidding, or hope this isn't all today, save a bit for later! Save those crackers for another day, but no I just keep eating for I'm bored and that's the plan. Of course I get away with it, I benchpress all this ham. The trick to staying active is eating while you run, sure it defeats the purpose unless the purpose is just fun. I like the donuts that I get in packs of 6 or 8, I'm 6'3 and look at me I'm actually underweight. I bet that makes you hate me, I am okay with that, you shoot me looks, while I write books, fried chicken doesn't make me fat. Perhaps it's what's I'm doing? Between stacks of pancakes? Sure I eat a salad, covered in those bacon flakes. Some people say it's sinful, a doctor might agree. Hey as long as you are eating healthy, pass that carrot cake to me.