"Do not worry about the world ending today because it's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schulz

I love this quote because (1) when you grow up with multiple family members that suffer from panic attacks, the phrase "it's not the end of the world" is not used hyperbolically, (2) it's a basic scientific fact that undermines that most irrational of superstitions that the world is going to end on a specific date (3) Charlie Brown is an oracle for underdog males.