You wanted to know where I lived-

That place with the “happiest place on Earth” where I hear kids screaming and crying.

That place with the drought.

That place with a random 2-week downpour.

That place with a city crawling with homeless humans said to be a movie-star’s home and is just as bad as Paris and Vegas.

That place with 100 degree summers and 20 degree winters.

Have you guessed it already?

Do you need another hint?

I’m thinking you don’t.

The first one gave it away,

didn’t it?

California is my home.