Expedition 19-DIVOC, Milky Way Galaxy, Planet Earth, 22020
Data Entry 7
Discovered humanoid remains
within tall structure barricades.
Initial estimate is eight million,
beyond what myth dictates.
Data Entry 13
Despite no fields to grow their food,
quite little they sought to accrue.
Instead, they stacked up plant-based pulp on rolls
by bowls of white on stumps.
Religious offerings, were they?
A humble shrine to which one prayed?
Displays, though varied, seem to be widespread-
a thread I'll trace with glee.
Data Entry 42
The pictograms on each device-
though primitive, revived-
suggest a demon, Rona, caused the blight
that frightened and embalmed.
Their God, Commode, on porc'lain throne,
was inspiration for the clones-
they prayed quite often, begging to be saved,
and paid their pulpy dues.
Data Entry 56
Analysis of tissues shows
a concentrated viral load.
Mutations guaranteed mortality,
foreseen by no locale.
We've still not learned what masquerade
the fibrous rolls of tribute played,
but posit that their ink has been erased
as space and time infringed.
Data Entry 78
No ink discernible on pulp,
so now we dig beneath the sculpt
and follow where the curvy hollow leads.
My plea: no curse befalls.
Data Entry 94
Disintegrated remnants found,
stored mixed with waste far underground.
Perhaps a holy cleansing ritual
that lulled them into bliss?
Data Entry 1939
Our linguist picked the language lock,
translating data from The Docs
and found that when the novel virus jumped,
abruptly humans resupplied:
They traded printed Paper pulp
for rolls of pristine pulp in bulk.
A frantic dash for tribute offerings
that swings the tide of coughs?
Data Entry 2020
Command has ordered our return,
the excavation data firm.
These humans had no great intelligence;
percepts have been dispelled.
When imperiled by a menace
that was grim and overzealous,
they flout new orders and emerge, begin
hoarding toilet paper.