A lazy duckling

I often ask myself : what am I made up of? The rapt answer pops up in my mind is laziness.yup I am the laziest girl on this planet. Wow, and the award for the laziest girl of the Universe goes to the oversized duckling of my beautiful mom. Yes that's me.My mom must have been a serial killer in her past life as she has "Me" in her this life. Oh my mom! It's Friday and she is coming today from her one long stressful trip to Asia. Let me think what awaits her. A dirty house, pile of dirty clothes, a sink full of utensils, a heap of dishes, wrappers of instant noodles and lays lying lavishly here and there, some million cans of coke thrown here and there(na who am I kidding, oops sorry mom, they are everywhere), cushions lying on floor and floor mat on the back of chair, some popcorn on couch, some on floor, some on table,some are still breathing in the packet, half eaten pizza and 2 burgers on the carpet and an oversized teenager duckling (I mean daughter who has not changed since last Monday or was it Tuesday? Well Frankly, I don't remember so what's the big deal. That's how I am. And I have just lied to her on call that everything is fine. Nothing to worry about. Yeah so I am right. I am actually made up of laziness.