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There was literally nothing I could do. I went to every professor's office hours, every TA's tutoring hours, every supplemental session, and online help there was. I stayed up to date with all my assignments, meetings, projects, everything! I are three square meals a day, exercised half the week, and I was doing perfectly fine until final exams rolled around. I don't care if quarantine started after term! That virus was spreading well before that, and as a resident on one of the world's leading universities, I wasn't going to risk going to class. That's stupid. What am I? Ignorant?