Make it Real

Nobody told me you were a successful comedian. That's so how interesting how you didn't ever say that. That's really funny because I took these screenshots myself. That's your main account, and these are your messages to them. It says right here you could snap me in half and kick my ass into orbit. Or, you'd punch me in the mouth so hard my neck would snap like a glowstick. Well I'm here to see for myself, sweetie. I'm right here