What I Hear When No One is Listening

Ready?

1, 2, 3 and 2, 2, 3 and:

Row, row, row your boat...

Row, row, row your boat...

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

Gently down the stream...

Row, row, row your boat...

Life is but a dream...

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

Blue bird ringin’ my doorbell...

Rollin’ my blues away!

Huck- “Hey Hoo! What the hell was that?”

Hoo- “It’s John Fogerty, dummy.”

Huck- “I know it’s John Fogerty, but he doesn’t sing Row Your Boat!”

Hoo- “Would sound better if he did.”

Berry- “True that.”

Huck- “Will y’all please shut up. Let’s start again, from the top.”

Hoo- “Forget you, Huck! Who made you the boss, anyway?”

Huck- “Well, my name does come first.”

Berry- “True that, too.”

Hoo- “Can we at least get in out of the rain first?”

Huck- “Not until we get it right.

Hoo- “Screw that, I’m getting out of the rain. My Momma didn’t raise a dummy.”

Huck- “But, we have the same Momma.”

Berry.- “Too true, and she raised three.”

Huck- (Heavy sigh) “Everyone together, from the top:

Row, row, row your boat...