The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: I was listening to this 90’s sitcom theme song when I suddenly lost focus.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
Those men were evil.
They did not care who they hurt.
It was as if the devil was inside each of them.
I waved my bible at them.
Told them that they were sinners.
They did not seem to care.
A searing pain formed in my jeans.
I was in the grips of an amazing Atomic Wedgie.
It really hurt. In a good way.
I remember it as if it was yesterday.
That was the 90′s.