My sister (part II)

My sister has what she likes to call her 'wisdom', mostly just a collection of funny phrases and observations.

As follows...

"Why buy a card online when you can trace it for free!"

"Better to be pissed off than pissed on..."

"If you can file a lawsuit why can't you file a lawTIE?" (she was in a weird mood)

*saying this to me* "All my height went to my butt, that's why you're taller than me!"

"You can't be sad when there are potatoes involved."

...and then we started laughing our heads off causing our dad to say we were both slap-happy, only making us laugh harder.

...it was a lovely day.