A Grain of Salt

I've been told it's polite to start communications with a greeting, so I bid you all a "hello."

I'm sure everyone has many, many things occupying their mind right now, and maybe it is a little unfair to burden you all with another "issue," so to speak, but I believe that what I have to say is worth listening to, and worth knowing.

Ahem.

Butterflies do not cause hurricanes, but boomerangs will come back to hit you in the head.

If you give a mouse a cookie, she will thank you and happily be on her way.

And, last but not least: the tree made a terrible, earth-shaking groan when it collapsed onto the ground, but whether that's any business of yours is up to you.

Good day.