Advernture?

Good morning. What are you doing today?

            I plan to sleep 'til noon and then do absolutely nothing all day.

How do you plan to sleep until noon? It's 8 right now.

            Normal people do this thing called going back to sleep when they get up too early.

So, you're saying that you don't want to go on an adventure with me today?

            What would we do on this "adventure"?

I don't know. Not knowing is what makes it fun.

             Jess, I love you but no.

Becca, I love you too but I'm already here. And I have flowers.