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I have a habit of mentally listing things during strange situations, and this time is no different. What woke me up and has kept me up is a baby's small wail, and for the past five minutes, I've been counting all of the things wrong with this scenario:

1. I live alone and

2. I don't have kids

3. The noise is coming from behind me, but

4. I am facing a wall and

5. still laying in my bed, meaning

6. It's coming from under my bed, and

7. It sounds like it's getting louder, no

8. It's getting closer

9. I've closed my eyes but can still see it

10. The wail is not from a human ba-