Just wait...

That it gets better.

That adults are really misguided.

That everyone who makes fun of me is delusional.

That being popular isn't the most important thing in life.

That college IS as fun as you think it's going to be.

Stop begging your parents for a car because it won't ever happen.

Find a way to make the things you care about happen.

Stop trying to grow up so fast.

That your husband really will be as handsome and caring as you imagine he will be.

That listening to Whitesnake and Bad Company with him on the turntable is as fun as you thought it would be.