Greed Never Works Out

So a few weeks ago my mother made cream puffs and durian puffs. Now my younger sister loves durian but hates cream; my brother loves cream but hates durian, and I guess I'm ok with both flavours.

Back to the story: So I took some cream and durian puffs and went to read while eating. My brother saw me with the pastries.

He said, 'What is that?'

Then I got a very twisted idea.

'Cream puffs. Would you want some?' I said.

He said yes and I gave him a cream puff.

I asked him if it was nice. He nodded. After he had swallowed it, he asked for another cream puff. (I had predicted correctly that he would want seconds. My brother is equally greedy and shameless.)

This time, I gave him a durian puff. (Remember, he hates durian.) Unfortunately for him, the durian puff and a cream puff look exactly identical. The only way I could differentiate them was when my mom told me that cream puffs were at the top of the container and the durian puffs were at the bottom, separated by those clear plastic trays for food.

Without questioning it, he took it and put it into his mouth.

I had been trying to hide a crazy grin. Then his face morphed into one of curiosity and suspicion.

After that, it just deteriorated into gagging and face contortations.

If you'd seen his expression, you'd have burst out laughing, which I did.

He spat the chewed durian puff out onto a plate, but my mother forced him to eat it.

Even now when I recount it I can't stop laughing ahahaha