Unlikely Connection

There once was a man from Kentucky.

He wondered if he could get lucky.

He went to the fair

and won fair and square

an awful cute, new rubber ducky.

Then one day this man just felt awful

so he sat to eat him a waffle.

The food was so fine,

he went on to dine

by following with a falafel.

That night he lay down with his craw full.

The night air was split, it was ‘cawful’.

The bird was a crow.

He vowed it must go

if he had to do the unlawful.

But fortunately the bird spied him.

It sidled up then, right beside him.

Instead of a ‘caw’

it unveiled its awe.

It sure did beat bein’ inside him.

As awful a friend as this crow was

the man who had frowned had a good buzz.

The two, now a pair,

found love. This is rare!

The man didn’t care, but now he does.