Fur or Sparkles?

Hmm, well let's see...

1) Diet - liquid or actual protein?

2) Wardrobe - Gothic/Victorian/Punk or Whatever-Maybe Nothing-It-Rips-Anyway?

3) Worst Case Depiction - a glittery, angsty pale kid who loves the nightlife or a shaggy, ripped jock with a penchant for the outdoors?

4) Attack Methods - punching holes in your victim and draining them like a Capri Sun packet or tackling/mauling your prey and tearing them to shreds?

5) Longevity - annoyingly immortal yet rich or relatably normal yet middle class?

I think I have to break this down into which monster would I want to be versus face. In terms of lifestyle the choice seems pretty easy as only one could consume bacon (and "it rips anyway" is already the theme of my entire wardrobe). In terms of victimization, being a human Capri Sun packet doesn't sound like such a terrible way to die, I suppose.