Friends Kill Friends...Right?

God: How did you die?

Me: My friend killed me.

God: Why? What did you do?

Me: Well I killed her.

OrchidStudios (My friend) : Yup! That’s how it works.

Me: That’s right, buddy!

God: Wait...you're still friends???

Orchid: Yup!

God: But you killed each other....

Me: Isn’t that what friends are supposed to do?

God: No! Not at all!

Orchid: I kill them, they kill me, friendship, right?

God: How did Voidkin kill you and why?

Me: Easy! We played Among Us (Video game) And she lied when she said she was innocent!

Orchid: Well you lied too!

God: And you...killed her for it?

Me: Yup. Then she killed me.

God: What- How-

Orchid: Simple, friendship! If I die, they die with me, so we’ll never be apart.

God: but you can’t kill your friends!

Me: Little late for that...

God: Why? Just why?

Me: Just what friends do...

Orchid: Yup!

God: You two are idiots...

Me/Orchid: Yeah, we know.

*Dedicated to a real conversation I had with the user “OrchidStudios” XD