If Men Were the Pregnant Ones

“I can feel it kicking!” Michael said with one hand on my arm and the other on his enormous belly. He’s about five months along now. “That’s great honey!” She said with a hint of sarcasm. She was sick of having to hear about the baby every five minutes, get special food for Michael, it was like having a toddler! But soon, it would all be worth it when she had her precious baby girl, God forbid it was a boy. All boys do is ruin things and have babies. Girls actually get places, and they make all the money. They are more progressive than boys at the most. No, no boys for me, Maylee said in her mind. “Ok, I need to get to the office, I have an unusual appointment today. A woman who claims to be pregnant.” “She should be admitted to a psych ward not my office” she muttered to no one in particular. A woman. What a peculiar thought.