An Alphabetic Ode

(To My Vivacious Boyfriend)

An angelic voice that can put you to sleep,

Burps so frequent-

Can't help but wonder what he eats,

Dances like he's a GIF,

Ends calls randomly,

Flips over nothing-

Got hormones like a pregnant lady!

Hates asking for directions-

Isn't interested in being the helpless one,

Jokes about everything under the Sun,

Kid thinks he's the funniest one.

Laughs like a maniac,

Mood swings all over the place,

Nose broken, fingers crooked,

Out of order ankle since the last 100 days.

Pizza, pasta, potatoes-

Quite an enthusiast of the Italian cuisine,

Remembers all the little things,

Save, sending birthday wishes on time.

Ticks all the boxes on any girl's wishlist-

Urbane, eloquent and charming;

Very skilled in talking to dogs,

With 'woofs' as real as actual barking.

Xerox copy of an egg currently

(he decided to go bald),

"Yes!" he'll say to almost anything-

Zero judgement, only enjoyment policy.