Work Policy: Page 1

The yawn escapes the maw, its many jagged teeth clattering from the force of the wind. Saliva rains back down into the surroundings and into the mouth itself. The drops are caustic and filled with a paralyzing toxin.

The great hollow noise will cause permanent hearing damage without safety precautions being taken. Ear plugs made of dense foam accompanied with padded headphones must be worn at all times will working with the maw.

One suit composed of various acid-resistant plastics will be provided free of charge. It must be worn at all times while working with the maw. The acid can scour flesh, scorch bone, and eat away at your marrow.

No applicants who understand phonetic styles of cuneiform will be admitted entrance. As unlikely as this is, the warning is absolutely required. Do not attempt to understand the vibrations in the maw as doing so can bring on symptions including, but not limited to, seizures, heart attacks, exsanguination, permanent loss of cognitive function, and sudden death.

Do not ever remove the provided eyeglasses during work hours or within a 1 mile radius of the facility. The maw expels noxius fumes that only impact the human eye. These fumes can cause symptons similar to schizoaffective disorder. If you begin to see colors that are adjacently purple without a known source, immediately inform your supervisor.

Do not talk within 20 meters of any the maw's pustules. They are listening and they are remembering. Do not attempt any form of communication with them. Doing so will result in immediate termination of your contract and legal action will be pursued. Repeat, do not talk to the maw.

Always ensure that you follow proper eye contact procedures while working within the facility. Do not look up, do not look into the depth of the maw, do not look into a co-workers eyes, do not look at your reflection, do not look at your reflection, and do not look at your reflection.

Do not worry about your heart rate, wild fluctuations are normal while working within the facility. This is caused by our hearts adapting to the vibrations constantly interrupting our normal heart rate. Work slowly, calmly, and as relaxed as you can in this situation.

Finally, all food must be eaten in the break room.

Enjoy your time with Exnaut.