Attempting to show off some skills intro

You are probably reading this only because the title was interesting, but

PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING!

Ok, so I am about to write a post where I attempt to show off some skills. The whole thing could go disastrously wrong, and I may have to just take the L, but I'm going to give it a shot. I am going to attempt to write three poems in no more than eight minutes! Not just that, but the poems also have to be in three completely different styles of poetry.

One will be descriptive, one will be a story poem, and one will be a muse, or a thought provoking poem. For the final touch, NONE of these poems will have been planned out before, I am going to have to make them up completely on the spot! You are probably wondering how I can prove that I stopped at the eight minute mark. Well, I am going to start right after I submit this, so you can just check the date and time on both of these posts and see that it only took me eight minute. You are probably also wondering how I can prove that I didn't just copy and paste these from docs I already wrote... Unfortunately, I can't really prove that. I think you guys trust me better than that though. Ok, time to start that timer, see you there.