Ralph, the dumb delivery man
Ralph was a delivery man. Why? Because he didn't want to work a McDonald's, that's why. He was a short man, and was very kind. He wasn't just a delivery man; he loved to help people out with other jobs. He did his very best to help everyone, but usually got turned down. If you don't understand, here's an example:
Mrs. Green asked him to peal all the patatos before she got home from the grocery store.
Ralph pealed the patatos so well that when Mrs. Green got home: there weren't any patatos left. Unfortunately for Ralph, Mrs. Green sent him away and told him never to come back.
Another example is this:
When the Petersons left on vacation, they told Ralph to keep the house clean and to take care of their Cat, Starpaw. True to his word, Ralph came the next day to sweep and vacuum the floors and to feed Starpaw. Noticing that Starpaw had some dirt on her coat, he came to the conclusion that she needed a bath. So he filled a bucket wth warm water, got some soap, and started washing Starpaw. If you have been living under a rock your whole life and you have absolutely no idea what is going on then I will tell you: cats give themselves baths.
Anyways, Starpaw died of fright. And the Petersons told Ralph to go away, and to never come back. And after being late to work 20 times in a row, poor Ralph got fired from his delivery Job. Oh well, I guess he had to work at McDonalds after all.