I have such great friends.

(in a group chat. no, scribbles is not my real name.)

Me: Okay y’all can’t let me come back here until I finish my work. No more texting for me. Don’t let me back.

Friend 1: Go away, SCRIBBLES

Friend 2: Hello scribbles

Friend 1: We don’t want Scribbles, and Scribbles doesn’t want us, we can all be lonely together.

Me (not done with my homework): That statement describes my entire life

Friend 3: true

Me: *can’t even tell if I’m being sarcastic in the title of this*