A Couples Quarrel

"I can't believe YOU would do THIS to me," she said in disbelief, "YOU of all people?!? This is the last thing I expected."

"I know," he said, consumed by his guilt, "I don't know what I was thinking. I wasn't thinking. I'm so very sorry. How can I make this up to you?"

"I don't know that you can. I've been through a lot in past relationships. When you came along, I felt certain that you would never do anything to betray my trust or hurt me, but you did!! This is just too much to process, I need to leave," she said as she fumbled for her keys.

"Wait....you're actually leaving right now?? I mean, I know I've upset you, but does what I did really warrant this type of reaction?"

"I certainly think it does," she said sternly.

"REALLY?"

"I just can't bare to be around you for another second! You know how much I love cheesecake. And you went and selfishly ate the last piece. Did you even concern yourself with the idea of sharing it? Or were you too busy stuffing your stupid face?"

"Whoa! Whoa! Ok, I feel bad for eating your cheesecake, honey, I really do, but you are being ridiculous, " he said mockingly.

"Oh, I'm being ridiculous??? The only thing ridiculous here is that your gluttonous cheesecake-stealing ass didn't share. I can still smell the chocolate-y sweetness on your breath you selfish bastard,"she said as she walked out the door.

That was the last time he ever ate the last piece of any dessert.