No One Gets Me

I would like to make a t-shirt that says: I am the definition of orange juice.

Sometimes when you are really thirsty, it is because you really just want a really cold frothy glass of orange juice. How satisfying. I am jealous of my craving? I can't have juice. I am locked in a steel cage that was created by a steel dragon that looks just like me, and it is drinking a cold frothy glass of OJ in front of me. I am only allowed water and sweet potatoe chips. And this laptop-uh of course.