Letterkenny is Amazing

So to prove that, here are a shit-ton of quotes.

-"Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there." Wayne.

-“You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ’em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” Daryl.

-“Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground." Dan.

-“Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” Wayne.

-“You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” Wayne.

-“Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.” Katy

-“Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” Wayne.

-“I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.” Daryl.

-“What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” Wayne

-“You can cross fuck off.” Wayne.

-“Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!” Squirrely Dan.

-“You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ’cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” Wayne.

-“You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that, David Suzuki.” Wayne

My personal favourite, -“It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?” Wayne.

-“You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” Wayne.

-“Got anymore of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.” Wayne.

-“You’re a cup of baby carrots, ya fucking asshole.” Wayne.

-“Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.” Wayne.

-"You do CrossFit?" Daryl, "You can Cross-Fuck off!" Wayne.

-“Fuck Lemony Snicket, What A Serious Of Unfortunate Events You Fuckin Been Through You Ugly Fuck. Boulevard Of Broken Dreams!” Wayne.

Go watch it, it's on Hulu. Get after it!