Challenge
Personify A Greek God
Yes, I know that Greek Gods are already personified. Redesign them in a modern light. Most unusual wins!
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Poseidon
Sits on the couch,
With a bag of chips,
Watching Sunday football,
A score for his team,
He yells and chips go flying,
And tells a dolphin to bring him more chips,
The other team scores and he stands up,
"NO!!!!!"
He calls for his trident and smashes the TV,
Then he goes to do some fishing.