The Twisted Tale of Hansel & Gretel

This is the story of Hansel & Gretel.

Once upon a time there was a farmer. He fell in love with a yoga instructor. The two had a happy life living on their small farm. After being married for a couple years they found out they were expecting twins. The couple decided to name the twins Hansel & Gretel.

The twins were your normal babies at first. As they grew up things began to change. The town folk found out that the husband was a pot farmer. They also heard rumors about the wife and thought she was using magic. When she was actually just recharging her crystals.

The town people were very narrow minded and did not understand the families lifestyle. They started to threaten the family. When Hansel and Gretel were only ten, the couple decided to send them to live with an aunt. Well they were to be dropped off at a trail head, but the Aunt never showed.

Hansel & Gretel got bored waiting and ventured out on their own. They got lost on the trail and nobody came looking for them. After walking for what seemed like days. They found an abandoned cabin in the mountains and made it their shelter. They learned to forage for food. After awhile that got old and they went exploring to see if they could find others. After some hiking, they were able to find a small village not too far from the cabin.

As the years went by they started to come into their own. Hansel started finding other guys in the Small village to hang out with. He and his new found friends made a metal band and called themselves The Troublemakers. Gretel was kinda a goth & a bit of a loner. She started to hang out on full moons by a small forest clearing, where the moss just hangs from the trees. On one of the full moons Gretel noticed there were a few other young ladies in her favorite forest spot. They asked if she wanted to join them. This was the start of Gretel joining a witches coven.

At this point Hansel & Gretel are approaching 16. They were doing ok on their own. Hansel had his band & Gretel had joined a coven. Their parents never came to look for them & they never tried to find their way back home. At this point they figured they were better off on their own.

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