power (escapril)

queen elizabeth apparently wears faded sweatpants and a lighthouse nautical t-shirt. she has shoulder length hair that is kinda blond which she wears in the same style every single day. except in the evenings on weekdays when she has it in a tight bun. she has brown eyes that she doesn't like (which is dumb because they are nice) and she has a freckle under her eye that appeared out of nowhere one day. her eyebrows are feathery and natural looking, and she wears mascara sometimes. usually she has circles under her eyes because she stays up way too late doing work or calling a certain someone (i can't say who) but they are trendy right now so it's okay. she also has really nice ears. i mean it, they are the best ears i've ever seen. she could model earrings but her ears aren't pierced anymore because they got infected and she's too scared to pierce them again. so she mostly relies on simple gold necklaces in the shape of california or maybe the occasional butterfly pendant or ring. it's hard to believe that this is the woman in charge of a country but she does a pretty good job at keeping things in order. i heard one time that she banished someone for his choice in shoes but other than that she is a just and fair ruler. her favorite color is usually something like lavender or light blue, as this is the color of her room. despite finding time to rule a country, do homework, and take ballet classes, she never has the time (somehow) to write letters to her best friend, which is a sad but forgivable offense. another thing- she almost never wears dark clothing and she never takes her best friend's advice on which leotard to wear even though she always asks which one she should wear. when she bakes or cooks (which is not often) she always, without fail, spills something like flour or puts something in the wrong bowl, and inevitably takes about two hours to mix up a simple batter. her majesty's dog, bella, is constantly teased and picked up, although she has somehow managed to become spoiled and eats carrots on a daily basis. she has questionable taste in men and deliberates way too long over a text to someone who doesn't deserve her. she draws horrible looking pandas in the wrong color and used to wear her hair in a low ponytail every single day from first to fifth grade. her favorite show features horrible people and weird storylines and she tortures her best friend by making her watch it and refuses to watch anything else, even if she knows she'll like it. but she's straight so it makes sense. in conclusion i am best friends with queen elizabeth who has a lot of flaws which i won't list as they are apparent to the reader but she is still amazing so no one can criticize her except for me.