Yesterday my class was doing Softball as Physical Education. (I was catcher.) The first to third bases were loaded and we were not doing well. The batter hit the ball and it flew (a small distance.) The pitcher caught it and threw it back to me (I was closest to the home plate). Unfortunately, his shot went wide and I tried to dive for the ball (goalkeeper-style). I missed and nearly broke my hip upon impact. When I got up, the ball was wedged firmly between E’s legs.

Now E was from the opposing team and was their reserve, but he had strayed too close to the diamond. No offence to E, but he was a fat pale kid with a face that made you want to slap him. With the ball wedged between his legs, I was ready to smack him with the softball bat. And he was DOING NOTHING TO GET THE BALL OUT. He was just standing there stupidly saying ‘heheheh did you see that the ball went between my legs heheheh’

I went ‘E PASS ME THE BALL NOW’ but he didn’t react, just giggled like he was drunk. So I had to prise the ball from his pale thighs and step on home plate. By that time, we had conceded three points and a home run.

I was extremely pissed for the rest of the day.