Challenge
DAMN YOU WRITERS BLOCK!!!
Create a prose based on the following concept: (intended conceptually, not literally)
Writers block shows up rather regularly, interrupts us, is painful, irritating and often causes headaches. Occasionally indigestion. Playing off the common phrase "aunt flow," (menstruation), one could compare aunt flow (menstruation) and writers block (anti-flow). You can use this play on words and concept to fuel a rant, a comparison, whatever you please. But I think we all agree writers block is a vile creature that must be executed without mercy. May the rage commence!
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I’d write more, but
Comma Anti-Flow
lost a train of thought to the comma
"comma or no comma?"
fuck you and your comma-momma!
White-Out Anti-Flow
so, I oogled at a blank page and blinking cursor
"damnit! it's like catching MRSA!"
once you catch it, it's gotcha!
Think-Tank Anti-Flow
but I try to think of something anyway
"anything is better than nothing I say!"
and this bitch'll still be looking at a blank page...
Submission Anti-Flow
I'd write more, but
-M.E.
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