Things That I might Say

Damn It, Jim! I'm a Doctor, not a physicist!

Okie Dokie.

Whatever floats your boat.

Oh, snap!

Whatever is clever.

Do you think penguins taste like chicken or fish?

Hey, slut bag!

I love your face!

Oh my god! This character in my book just said “insert quote”

Tomatoes are an abomination!

I just want to cry.... and go to sleep.

Can I quit my job yet?

....yeah.....