Proud to be an alien

If I was transfigured

by an anomaly in space

and had to take on physical form

with a body and a face

I'd thank my lucky stars to be

an intergalactic race

Cuz I'm proud to be an alien

where at least I know I'm smart

and flags and guns and pickup trucks

can hide who you really are

I can float down the Rio Grande

Point my gun at some children

and Americans think I'm a real man

It's fun for a while but I really can't wait

to take off my Ted Cruz mask and

get back to outer space