An ode to pockets-

Pockets, oh pockets

You make life so easy.

I thank you with my poem

(Though it is pretty cheesy)

Set in my pants,

You warm my cold hand.

You stick by my hips

And your function is grand.

Holding a ring or a rock

Or a small wad of cash,

I love my pockets-

They're the perfect stash.

Plus, they make pants look cooler,

And they have genius design.

All should wear pockets-

I really think it would be sublime!

Durable, cool, practical.

Pockets are great- I vow! I swear!

Though I hate when they get holes

And I pray that they don't tear.

In short, I love pockets!

EXCEPT THOSE SUPER SMALL POCKETS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHES!

THEY SUCK!

WHOEVER THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA-

SCREW YOU!